1. a person with an affectation of wisdom or knowledge, regarded with scorn or irritation by others; a know-it-all. Synonyms: smart aleck, wisecracker.
Who could say if it’s a wise choice to jump headlong into farm life, but there it is—and here we are: back on the family farm after two decades of urban living, a couple of wise-asses with dreams of distillation.
While our name might define us as know-it-all’s, the reality is that couldn’t be further from the truth. The term “learn-it-all” is likely more on the money. We’re figuring out every single step of this crazy journey as we go. Daunting, yes – but a hell of a lot of fun.
It’s been a long road to get to where we are today, but we’re finally in the home stretch. Our first batches are percolating as we speak, and we can’t wait to share the final product with you sooner than soon.
When opening day finally arrives, you’ll have an ample welcoming committee – one cow, two donkeys, one dog, one cat, and a few too many chickens. Oh, and our tiny* team of wiseacres, who are passionately creating farm-crafted spirits for you to enjoy, as soon as humanly possible.
In the meantime, follow our (mis)adventures on Instagram @wiseacrefarmdistillery. Then, listen for the distant sound of us hollering from the hilltops when our inaugural release finally hits the bottles.
*There’s just not that many of us. We’re all normal sized, if you’re curious.