1. a person with an affectation of wisdom or knowledge, regarded with scorn or irritation by others; a know-it-all. Synonyms: smart aleck, wisecracker.

2. A wee little alcohol producer, with a farming problem.

Home Grown Heritage

Welcome to our six sweet little acres, nestled in the woods of southeast Kelowna.  Cautionary note: Time stops here.

The Tasting Room

After you explore the vintage farm equipment – and perhaps get lost in the forest – find yourself in the tasting room for a freshly-crafted cocktail.


Stocking the shelves with bottles of our very first batch is a serious milestone, but production is already underway on our next releases. No rest in the stillhouse!

The People

They say it takes a village… Ours may be small, but it’s made up of some seriously hard-working wiseacres who are passionate about producing farm-crafted spirits. Come up and see us, we’ll be happy to walk you around the farm. And if we’re busy out in the back nine, either of the donkeys are pretty solid tour guides.